Aries - “What the fuck? *grabs machete* shit is about to get real!
Taurus - “No, NO! This is not cool!!
Gemini - “Wait, what? How? When? Why?”
Cancer - *cries in their dark corner*
Leo - “How dareeeeee youuuuuuuu!!!!”
Virgo - “I’m scarred. How could you do this?!”
Libra - “Well, I’m not…